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Neurotica, by Eliza Gordon

If you find yourself talking to Jayne Dandy, keep the conversation on Star Wars and rubber ducks—best not to mention men, dating, or S-E-X. Because Jayne is fine with the way things are: writer of obituaries and garage sale ads by day, secret scribe of adventures in distant galaxies by night. But her crippling fear of intimacy has made her the butt of jokes since forever, and hiding behind her laptop isn’t going to get her lightsaber lit. After her therapist recommends that she write erotica as a form of exposure therapy, Jayne joins forces with pen and paper to combat the demons that won’t let her kiss and tell. Unexpectedly downsized at work, she adopts a pseudonym and secretly self-publishes one of her naughty books to make ends meet. When her adorable, long-time friend Luke, co-owner of the popular Portland food truck Luke Piewalker’s, hears she’s been demoted, he insists on hiring her to sling �clairs and turnovers at his side. Her secret must be kept, but sparks ignite between them, sending Jayne and her X-Wing into a tailspin that will either make her face down her neuroses or trigger a meltdown of Death Star proportions.

  • Sales Rank: #64341 in eBooks
  • Published on: 2015-07-23
  • Released on: 2015-07-23
  • Format: Kindle eBook

About the Author
A purveyor of fictions, Eliza Gordon has excellent taste in books, shoes, movies, and friends, and questionable sanity in the realm of love. Best leave that one alone. www.elizagordon.com

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful.
Charming, Witty, Quirky and Funny
By Michelle@Book Briefs
I love Eliza Gordon. Her romances are quirky and full of humor. They are great reads to put a smile on my face. Must Love Otters was one of my surprise favorites of 2013, so I was super excited to read Neurotica. And while the story was completely different, there was still that same brand of charm and humor that I have come to love about Eliza's writing. Neurotica is the story of a Jayne. The story starts out with Jayne in her therapists' office, where we got a pretty good idea of some of her Neuroses. Jayne is afraid of intimacy. I really respected her for seeing a therapist, and I loved that her therapist suggested that Jayne write some erotica help her with her visualization and to get her more comfortable with the idea of S-E-X. Now, I feel like I should say that even though a main part of this book centers around the idea that Jayne is afraid of sex and the fact that she writes and later publishes her erotica novels, that Neurotica is actually a clean book. It is adult, but there are no graphic scenes, and it would actually work as new adult because the main characters are 26 or so.

Neurotica has a great cast of characters. I really enjoyed them all. There was Luke, the owner of the Piewalkers food truck. I have a love of foodtrucks and of witty names, so this one was right up my alley. I would track this truck down across the nation if it was real. Just sayin'. Then you have the best friend Gretchen, who was always there for Jayne, sometimes in a tough love kind of not so gentle pushing way, but that was just Gretchen. She really cared for Jayne and wanted the best for her. I actually really liked their dynamic. And then there is Holden. While I really did like Luke, I also really liked Holden. I thought he was beyond adorable. No more information on that. Read the book people!

Jayne really wants to be a writer. She wrote the obits and sale notices at her job (while she was working there) and she was forever trying to pitch them on all kinds of articles. I admired her tenacity at work. They totally didn't deserve her there. In her spare time she wrote science fiction and fantasy books, and throughout Neurotica we got to see chapters of her books written under her pen name. I really would have preferred to see some erotica chapters as the story went on and Jayne made some character growth progress on that front, but we only saw her fantasy book. I was so wrapped up in the story of Jayne that stopping that to read the excerpts from the book were sometimes a bit of a drag for me. I caught myself starting to skim some of them.

Neurotica is so much fun to read. I loved all the dorkdom and star wars references. Eliza Gordon is great with her word choice and one liners to advance the humor of the book. She not only has the overly funny in your face humor aspect down, but also the subtle wit form of humor in spades. Reading her books is like reading a finely tuned work of art. I really love her writing. The ending did leave me wanting more though. Add another chapter or two Mr. Gordon. Please! Neurotica was a great read.

*Disclaimer- I got a copy of this book for free in exchange for my honest review. I was not compensated for my thoughts.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful.
Absolute Must Read Book!!!
By T. Lykins
Jayne Dandy is not you ordinary girl. She has problems unlike most people. When she loses her job, she turns to her journals and publishes them. Little does she know, these journals turn out to be a hit. What does this cost her? Because what is in these journals is something she is afraid that everyone she knows will make fun of her. Jayne is your top of the line nerd geek to the core. She doesn't care about fashion or much anything else but she loves to write and loves her ducks. She also loves the food from her friend Luke's food truck. Luke helps her out by giving her a job on this food truck. His crazy ex-girlfriend doesn't like this one bit. Jayne has caught the eye of a guy from her previous job. All this sets up for a major disaster and can any of these find what they are looking for and happiness. Will those journals make it hard for Jayne to go forward or will it cost her everything? This book has so much going own that you will not be able to put it down. I love everything about it, from the way it is written, to the storyline and its many twist and turns. This book is different from the author's first book but I think I love it as much or maybe even more. This is a must read now book. Don't just put it on your long to be read list because it is that good. The wittiness of the storyline is incredible. I want more of these characters when I finished the book because I didn't want it to end. Loved every word of this book! This author is amazingly brilliant.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful.
My soul is happy.
By MamaSmith
5 out of 5
Now, if you pay attention at all to my reading habits and opinions then you know that I like things real and dirty. I read to escape so my reading time is very precious to me and I can be quite selective in what I choose to read. Eliza Gordon earned my respect and attention with her novel, Must Love Otters, but Neurotica is now on my all-time favorites list of books. That says A LOT about the quality of the writing and story found within Neurotica. I’ve had some really good reads lately but this book made my soul happy. It’s smart and funny. The characters are so real and quirky. The banter between the characters (any of them) was witty and intelligent; and the pacing was perfect.
The whole book was a giant amalgam of perfect for me. SO perfect that I found myself cursing my bladder, my children and the clock and its forward momentum for taking me away from my reading. The story was a brilliantly written tale of a woman with intimacy issues and her attempts to be “normal”. Her therapist gives her advice and her best friend, Gretchen, is always there to push her out of her comfort zone and back her up. Jayne was delightful in her neuroses and her internal monologues had me snort laughing and sighing because at the heart of Neurotica is a very simple yet very hard to accept message- the importance of being true to yourself.
For those of you asking, “How hot was this book?” Barely a simmer, but that’s exactly what the story needed. A single sex scene in this book would have destroyed the simple message and would have cheapened the beauty of Jayne’s realizations and the events that occur. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t swoon and fall in love with a certain Pie-man because I was crushing and falling the whole time. I would tell you more, but I never spoil the good stuff. Just trust me and my happy soul that this is a worthy book. And really, you get a story within a story since the chapters are mixed with chapters from one of Jayne’s stories so it’s a win-win all around.

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